I’m sorry!!!! I just finished school! This is Kurt btw. I’m on my phone right now but I’ll be back!Please unfollow the following people! Reasons for their removal from this RP are listed next to their names.
Kurt Anderson-Hummel - Inactivity of two weeks.
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Jesse St. James
I’m sorry!!!! I just finished school! This is Kurt btw. I’m on my phone right now but I’ll be back!Please unfollow the following people! Reasons for their removal from this RP are listed next to their names.
Kurt Anderson-Hummel - Inactivity of two weeks.
Nicolas Puckerman - Inactivity of one month.
Jesse St. James
Title: Tender Years
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count: 12,000 (so far)
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Intense amounts of fluff
Summary: AU. Kurt and Blaine are single dads to seven year olds in New York City. When Kurt’s son invites Blaine’s daughter out on a date, it kicks off a day that Kurt and Blaine will never forget.
A/N: This fic is inspired by this Humans of New York Tumblr photo of two incredibly adorable kids in NYC. I wrote a little ficlet, lots of people flailed and demanded more, and so…here it is! Title is nabbed from lyrics from the song “Teach Your Children” by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, which kind of embodies my vision of Kurt and Blaine as kickass parents.Now posted on Scarves & Coffee!
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Part 1
“Dad,” Elliot began, his voice solemn and far too adult-like for a cherub-faced boy of seven years old. “I have something important to tell you.”
Kurt put his fork down beside his plate, dabbing a napkin at the corner of his mouth before speaking. “Okay. What’s up, Ell?”
Elliot drew in a deep breath; his chest puffing up like a balloon before his words rushed out on an exhale. “Ihaveagirlfriend.”Part 4
“There she is!” Elliot exclaimed, shattering Kurt’s cool demeanor and causing him to jump with surprise. Before Kurt could react, Elliot yanked his hand away and took off, leaving Kurt scrambling after him.
“Elliot! Wait!” But Elliot didn’t stop for a moment. The straps of his backpack bounced against his shoulders as he dove into the thick, noisy street crowd.Part 5
Blaine couldn’t help himself. He blinked at Kurt in surprise, just as he’d reacted when the man had introduced himself as Elliot’s father. His father. This lovely, effortlessly sophisticated man who’d stood out like a beam of light among a nameless mass of thousands was a young dad, just like Blaine.
He was also – unquestionably – flirting with him.Part 6
Kurt had seen fireworks displays that weren’t quite as dynamic as Maya Anderson.
Part 7
Beep!
“Finn, I know Rachel’s in a show tonight and you’re sitting at home by yourself in your underwear watching Transformers – or lord knows what else – so get your ass over to my apartment and babysit Ell for me so I can go out to dinner with a man for the first time in a year!”
Another prompt from lovely chriscolferprivateeye)) This time it is Kurt as Kiki and Blaine as Tombo (Jiji as Jiji X))) from “Kiki’s Delivery Service”) Kurt Hummel’s Delivery Service anyone? X) I tried to make it look as a book cover :D
Brown thing next to Kiki!Kurt is her mop (like the one she was flying on in the end of the movie). I drew flowers just to close it up because I have no idea how to draw a mop and I have no mop to use a reference :/
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
OH WOW I FEEL SO HONORED YOU TOOK MY REQUESTS!! THANK YOU THIS IS SO VERY LOVELY!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you…
Chryler Oakfer.
AND IT WAS JUST AS AWESOME AS EVERYONE HAS SAID IT WAS!!!
Oh my God, that was so cool!
There was SHIELD going pew pew pew!!!
And Steve was like, “JUSTICE!!”
And Tony was like, “Snarky, snarky, I’m more awesome than all of you and you know it.”
And Natasha was like, “I’m sexy and I kick ass.”
And Thor was like, “BROTHER WHERE ART THOU!?!”
And Loki was like, “YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!”
And Hulk was like, “SMASH, SMASH, DON’T HURT MY IRON MAN SMASH PUNY GOD!!”
And then Coulson happened and I was like, “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *CRIES FOR ETERNITY*”
IT WAS JUST SOOOOO COOL I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT!!
Though, there was this one part where *SPOILERS* Coulson was talking to Captain America about the cards and if he could get his autograph and my mom was like, “Is he (Coulson) hitting on Captain America?”
I was trying to not laugh out loud in the theater and whispered, “No.”
I feel bad. I told a lie. Yes, mom. Coulson was flirting with Captain America.
Btw, I still ship Steve/Tony with a fist of God but I totally ship brotp Tony/Bruce. They are science bffs for LIFE!
Based on this post http://darrenscrisp.tumblr.com/post/23037578973/but-can-you-imagine-blaine-being-all-adorbs-and
Blaine watched himself in the mirror, flexing his arms and pouting lips before laughing at himself. “Kurt, I look like such a douche bag,” he called out to his boyfriend who was currently in the bathroom. “That’s the point, Blaine. If it makes you feel any better, you make an adorable douche…wait, no scratch that, that sounded completely disgusting.”
Blaine was laughing so hard he had to sit down on the bed to catch his breath. He fingered his shirt with the painted on torso and snorted, “Who knew Puck was so good at painting naked chests.”
“It’s a break from him usually drawing boobs,” Kurt replied, “Okay, are you ready for the big reveal?” Blaine faced the bathroom door and grinned, “Yeah, let’s see it.”
The door opened slowly before Kurt walked out into the bedroom. Or more like strutted out. The shorter teen stared at him, looking at everything closely; the wig, the fake tan, the make up. He definitely stared at the miniskirt for a long time. “That…should not be as hot as it is,” Blaine breathed out. Kurt gave him a look above his sunglasses before saying, in a terrible Jersey accent, “Honey, I make everytin’ look good, okayyy.”
And Blaine lost it, taking a pillow to muffle is laughter as best as he could. That didn’t stop Kurt from strutting around the room, posing at every turn, his lips pursed, jutting his hip up and down. Still grinning, Blaine stood up and got into a character, “Heeey, Snooks. Why donchu come ova’ here, we can start our own situation, if ya know what I mean.”
Kurt laughed and smacked his arm, “Stop it, Snooki and the Situation are not a couple, that gross.” Blaine just pulled Kurt closer by his waist, “Forget about it, give me some o’ yo fine lovin’, uh?”
Giggling, Kurt rolled his eyes before giving Blaine what he wanted. The kiss was slow and sweet, both knowing they had to reign in their desires since Burt and Carole were waiting for them downstairs. Pulling back, Blaine dropped the character, “Hey, are you wearing lip gloss?”
Kurt nodded, thumbing Blaine’s lip that was smeared with make up, “It goes with the costume. Hold on, I have a moist towelette.” Blaine watched Kurt’s lips as the taller boy wiped his mouth carefully. They too were smeared with red lip gloss and Blaine groaned, “Seriously, that costume should not look as hot as it is.”
The older boy just smirked before fixing his own make up, “Come on, Situation. We’s got houses to hit up.” Grinning, Blaine put his sunglasses back and whooped, “Trick o’ treat, snitches!”
Kurt raised a brow, “Snitches?” Blaine smiled sheepishly, “The other word seems kind of mean…” Kurt shook his head, laughing to himself, “How you pull that off, I’ll never know.”
Drawn for lovely chriscolferprivateeye, who asked for Kurt as Howl and Blaine as Sophie from “Howl’s Moving Castle”)
Okay, so in my mind Howl!Kurt shows Sophie!Blaine around the castle. And I decided not to draw Blaine in a dress, but I used the colours and some details (hat; shirt collar) that appeared on original Sophie) Hope, it looks good))
Aaawww yay!! So cute!! I love it!!
Billboard (via butterscotchcreys)
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